Traditional

"Has been" Bent Sydney-sider (that's in Australia for those of you who care) who has occasionally been involved in traditionally training Mastresses, latex fetish play and goth culture BDSM.
My passions include: Under water knitting, Bogun hunting and I'm currently working on a fetish website - the website will cater for the needs of a special, largely under appreciated, group of very individual people who society labels as: "Unemployed dole-bludging redneck schizophrenic, yet culturally hypocrtical, infadel secular humanists who have challenges migrating the symbolism, and their mostly skeptical inner meaning, of their transgender latex clothing collections and fetish for used toothpicks, between their religous belief systems, atheism, naturalism, secularism and agnosticism." Since there is a high calling in this area, my website (which I will identify as "their" website for marketing purposes so I can blame them later for all the spam I plan to bombard them with) conrtent has only focussed on those in this extra-special group who are narcissistic communist political analysts, confined to a wheel chair due to being below the neck amputees, who grew up south of Huon in Tasmania (look it up if you don't know where it is - gee some people are just so ignorant) who identify the neighbourhood they grew up in as overcrowded, due to the labour government's failed urban consolidation policies, that is mostly muslim cultured, with catholicistic values influencing their diet and where most of the earlier generation of people identified as jews who hung to the left only because of a microscopic star of david as a tattoo, on the diet pressure point of their left ear, that was put there by a 103 year old woman, who couldn't read or write english, who pretended to be a man who dressed as a woman (who looked a lot like an AFL football player from South Melbourne, who you can never remember the name of when you need to, who never kicked a goal but could drink beer like he had hollow legs and loved his footy and his toesies) who was later put on trial in a eureka stockade style of kangaroo court run by the town's folk, on the chinese calendar equivalent of February 29, where she was found guilty of having a sense of humour by insensatively impersinating a jew, worshipping the moon with her clothes off, and for using the wrong colour of ink on the local publican's daughter ear tatt, whereby she was punished by the public humiliation method of being force fed raw pork straight from the carcus for 40 days and 40 nights then crucified and made to hand write out the entire satanic verses book and carry it by hand to the pope, disguised as a bible, as a gift from the state government on his visit to a breakaway air-guitar slanging scientology fundementalist hillsong merged cult, in Hobart. (As you can see: The internet is the perfect place for my site and to carry the meessage of these people)
Bon Apetit'